Scoring: USDC in the curve wins
Every fighter trades on an identical bonding curve. At the bell, the fighter with the most USDC committed to its curve takes the round. No judges, no oracle — the scoreboard is the chain.
Week 1 · Genesis Bracket · Solana
Eight tribes.
One crown.
A weekly memecoin knockout. Eight tokens enter on identical bonding curves; every round, the tribe with the most USDC in its curve at the bell advances. The loser doesn't rug — it merges into the winner.
TRIBEBATTLETRADECROWN
Enter the bracket →The fight contract
Know the rules before you bleed
Merge settlement: losers become winners
When a battle settles, the losing token converts into the winner at a uniform market rate, claimable forever. The losing pool buys the winning token; every losing holder can claim their pro-rata share of winner tokens at the same clearing rate, whenever they want, with no deadline. Claimed loser tokens are burned and the losing curve closes permanently. Nothing is confiscated — but the losing token itself ceases to trade, and the value of your converted position moves with the winner from then on.
The Paper Handed Bitch Tax
Selling during a live battle costs extra, and it escalates: 2% in the first half, 5% from 50–80%, and 10% in the final stretch of the round. Half of every tax collected goes to the diamond-hands pool — split at settlement among holders on both sides who never sold mid-battle — 30% to fighter creators, 20% to the house. Fold early or don't fold.
Fees: 0.30% all-in, cheapest on Solana
Every trade pays 0.30%: 0.10% back to you as a claimable trader rebate, 0.10% to the fighter's creator, 0.10% to the house. Your effective cost is 0.20%. During the first 10 minutes of each round, buys are capped at $400 per wallet per fighter to stop snipers.
The Genesis Eight
Pick your tribe
Ribbit Rothschild $RIBBIT
Old-money amphibian. Bought the bottom in 4000 BC and never told anyone.
Wen Retriever $WEN
Good boy. Terrible entries. Loyalty is his exit strategy.
Catoshi Nyakamoto $CATOSHI
Wrote the whitepaper, then knocked it off the table.
Leverage Longhorn $LONG
100x or the steakhouse. There is no third option.
Permabear Perry $DOOM
Called 47 of the last 2 crashes. Still short, still smug.
Max Degen $MAXI
Sold his house at the top. Of the slot machine.
Moby Dip $MOBY
Moves markets by rolling over in his sleep.
Sir Apesalot $APES
Together strong. Believes the floor is a myth spread by bears.
Unaudited alpha on a bonding-curve program. Memecoins are maximally volatile and can go to zero. The house seeds each genesis fighter with a disclosed $100 buy and never trades against you. Nothing here is financial advice.